You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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YOU

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Sex education in Texas.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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