- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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