What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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