- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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