- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Rylan Clark

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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