- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Moral

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Error 37.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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