Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Stop Spam Read Books

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Manchester City

Gay republicans

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

The Holocaust

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Knock knock Shut up

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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