Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Youre mom is so dead...

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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roses are red violets are blue

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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The WPGA tour

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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