- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

a blond girl walks into a bar

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