- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

yolo your orange looks orange

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What comes after 23? 24.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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