An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

get in the car.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

haha Otarts was here

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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