- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Girls Lacrosse.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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