- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

sweating like antoni with a girl

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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