- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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