- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What comes after 23? 24.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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