- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

what's the difference between a duck?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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