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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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