- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

no pun intended

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

What comes after 23? 24.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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