chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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darude- sandstorm

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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