- Anti Joke

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Christianity.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!