- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Nah

The Game.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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