- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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