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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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