- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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