Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What's circular and round A circle

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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