- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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