Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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I have a horse.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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hey hey apple

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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