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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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