- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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