- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??