- Anti Joke

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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