- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

THE GAME.

all the kids had fun

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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