Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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sucks Syntax...

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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A women in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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