- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

I used to know what alzheimers was

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

rocky is here again.......................

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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