What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

 

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Obama

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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