- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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