Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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don't just stand there

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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The EPA.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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