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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Men

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

The Female Orgasm

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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