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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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