I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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