Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Chuck Norris.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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