- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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