what is orange? an orange

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

outside your comfort zone

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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