- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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