- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

You know whats funny Aids

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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