- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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