What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I <3 Hitler

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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