- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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