- Anti Joke

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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