- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

30cm = 0,3meters

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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