Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

National security?

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

belly button

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

I'd like to make a withdraw

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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