- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

steven hawking walks into a bar

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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