- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

angelosnyder is not gay

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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