What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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