- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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