How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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i like it in the mouth

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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dyslexic's Untie

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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