why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

hey guys im gay

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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