Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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