How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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