What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Stop procrastinating.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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