- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

PIED NINNY!

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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