- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Vagina.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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