Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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