yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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3 like an eel

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men

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Neil Lewis

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2 Penises

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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