why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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