I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Where's the soap?

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The Moon Landing.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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