What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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CAS

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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