- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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