Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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