Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

thumb_up thumb_down -27

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

thumb_up thumb_down -27

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -27

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

heat!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -27

why did the girl cry because she was raped

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops