What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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