- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Your mom is so old she died

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