- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

I work at jcpenny

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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