- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

women's rights

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

girls basketball

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Coldpaly is a good band

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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