Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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