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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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