whats white and looks like paper paper

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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