- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

heads up!

What happened to your hamster? It died.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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