- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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