once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

a skinny sumo wrestler

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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