- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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