- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Adam Chebali has no life

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

squash squash who squash my ass

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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