Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

It's all Taggart

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A Pakistani news reader.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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your face is kinda funny

womans rights...

A russian gives away vodka.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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