- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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