KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Sixty... eight

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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