- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Where's my baby??

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Knock Knock Go Away

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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