What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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