What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Where's my baby??

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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