- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What's red, blue & green all over?

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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