What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

roses are red violets are indigo

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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