- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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