- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

general tso's broccoli

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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