- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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