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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

book 'em danno

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

your mom was so fat that she died.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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