- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Womens rights

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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