- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ready for something funny? nothing

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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