- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

i like it in the mouth

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Women's rights.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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