Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

i keep getting thumbs down...

thumb_up thumb_down -12

hers a joke... japanese people

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

wanna here a joke? you.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

VAL SUCKS

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops