Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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