What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

* anti-punchline

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

I once did something.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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