- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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