- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Neil Lewis

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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