- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

david poredos

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

human centipede

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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