Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Agent 47.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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