How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Im taking a shit right now.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

My three children are three big mistakes.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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