Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

How did th-A fridge.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

who's a slut... you're mom

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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