person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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don't just stand there

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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