what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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A black man comes home from work.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Anti Joke

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