What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do I hate? people

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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dat shoe shine tho

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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