Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

hashtags suck balls

N-E Pats never cheated

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

FOX News: Fair and balanced

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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