When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Anti Joke

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