A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Women's rights

So does Blake

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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