Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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