Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Anti Joke

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