- Anti Joke

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.