- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A car walks into a bar.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Your mom.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

69

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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