- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Amazing

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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