- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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