- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Invisible Children Foundation.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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