Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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