what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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2 + 2 = fish

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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