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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

A seal walks into a club.

2 + 2 = fish

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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